shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

Into the Wild (2007)

(Source: anamorphosis-and-isolate)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

legalmexican:

arthur-recaps:

i bet one of her trophies is World’s Biggest Bitch

SHE WAS SO COLD

toastradamus:

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(Source: girlmango)

garbagel:

I will be the Elle Woods and the Leslie Knope of everything I do. 

(Source: jackteagle)

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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(Source: weheartit.com)

(Source: sexhype)

thats-slightly-raven:

brethompson1704:

thats-slightly-raven:

this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone

its 8:30 at night

This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate

unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

(Source: issietheshark)